my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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