Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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