OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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