Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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