His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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