Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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