He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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