Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I will die if light touches me.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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