But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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