i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
so let's talk penis.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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