Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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