And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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