You can't motorboat a personality
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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