don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Randomize
