The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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