he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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