You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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