I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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