Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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