i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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