if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
This is my gift to your gina
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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