Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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