is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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