worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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