Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Randomize
