Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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