I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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