if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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