Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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