If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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