Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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