Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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