Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it's like iHOP with fire
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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