Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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