you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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