She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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