Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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