You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Semen is not good for contacts.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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