This girl is more easily done than said...
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
