covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i just google imaged poop.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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