Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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