it was like having sex with a tree stump
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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