were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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