what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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