His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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