we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
