This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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