Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
