my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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