Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Randomize
