where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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