I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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