There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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