When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just had sex bonerless
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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