Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
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