i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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